I need a new home……

My name is Patrick.  I am a 28 pound Maine Coon, however, I am certain I am actually human.  I am large, and I sit on all things smaller than me and even some larger than me.  I love everyone more than I should.  I wear an underground fence collar because I LOVE going outside and playing.  I ring the bells on the back door to go outside when I need to potty.  I specialize in hunting.  I am looking for my forever home because I just don’t fit in with these huge radar ears.  

Think I will LOVE living with you?  Please send a SIGNED and NOTARIZED permission slip from your WIFE and my mommy will happily ship me to you!!  


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