I need a new home……
My name is Patrick. I am a 28 pound Maine Coon, however, I am certain I am actually human. I am large, and I sit on all things smaller than me and even some larger than me. I love everyone more than I should. I wear an underground fence collar because I LOVE going outside and playing. I ring the bells on the back door to go outside when I need to potty. I specialize in hunting. I am looking for my forever home because I just don’t fit in with these huge radar ears.
Think I will LOVE living with you? Please send a SIGNED and NOTARIZED permission slip from your WIFE and my mommy will happily ship me to you!!
CHAD PLEASE HURRY!!
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